FAQ's
Where are you located?
Printed in the USA, read anywhere.
Every domestic order is printed right here at home — Florida and Texas, to be exact — so your shirt gets to you fast and your money stays close.
Do you ship internationally?
International shipping? Not yet — but the bookmark's saved.
Right now we're only shipping within the US (all printed right here in Florida and Texas!). But we know readers everywhere deserve a good pun, so international shipping is officially in the works. Sign up / follow along and you'll be the first to know when we open up shop worldwide
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Will I get a tracking number?
Absolutely! The moment your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with your very own number — so you can stalk your package's journey (in a totally normal, non-creepy way) all the way to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?
What are our shirts made of?
Every design lives on a Gildan 64000 — soft, ring-spun cotton that's basically the literary equivalent of a well-worn paperback: broken in, comfortable, and somehow gets better every time you wear it. It's lightweight enough for marathon reading sessions on the couch, sturdy enough to survive the library line, and soft enough that you'll want to wear it past bedtime (no judgment — we do too).